yeah i’m here for university!

starting a gofundme for @rollzy to get rinkside seats so we can get some rozy thirst traps 🤪

h*llanovs are so disgusting they’re stalking roz to OTTAWA

the concept that anyone would subject themselves to the ottawa LRT for rozy 🤣🤣

lmao as if it were hard to meet rozy in boston. he was literally at [redacted] dunkin all the time

not a raiders fan (ofc) but it’s insane that r*zanov fans blame boston management when boston wasn’t anywhere near a rebuild and they still have cap space for his current contract. do the math

i bet rozanov did something he shouldn’t have and got chased out

m*tros fans keep ilya rozanov’s name out of your goddamn mouths

i thought we all agreed roz moved to ottawa to be with alexandre trudeau???

they don’t know that @rollzy is vital part of the fan ecosystem (my m/m sex beta)

Luca Haas official MLH photo

no but what do you mean there’s a shy swiss baby joining the centaurs this year

Roz and Luca Haas spotted at Gatineau Tims

roz how could you betray our beloved dunkin like this 😭

my coworker said that for teambuilding we were going to “pick up birds”. why is he like this

sorry i should have been more specific. he meant actual birds. members of the class Aves

Ilya Rozanov goes hiking with Luca Haas, Max Holmberg, Mathieu LaPointe, and Will Young

ilya rozanov becoming a birder was not on my 2020 bingo card

ilya becoming a birder when shane is famously a birder? i said i’m sure

forget the scoring race it’s all about the birds logged race

luca looks like he’s going to bolt every time he’s asked question of the day

my coworker asked me if i was dating anyone and i panicked and said i was on tinder

do you even know what tinder looks like

no 😭😭😭

hayden feels so bad about ottawa’s losing streak that he’s barely tussling with rozanov

atp i think piker and rozanov arrange fights. they aren’t even trying 💀

hate to agree with sh*neism on anything but the pike/roz war is over

say it

……they’re seeding

that one h*llanov who moved to ottawa sure is quiet now huh

saw roz at the club making out with four different girls and deleted tumblr off their phone

everyone. rozy is FAMOUSLY not clubbing in ottawa. i have seen more mps at the club than ilya rozanov

another h*llanov stalker. yike

every ottawan knows which bar the centaurs go to it’s not a secret??? also, i don’t ship anyone except maybe zane boodram and his grill

you’re clearly not cool enough to go to the clubs roz goes to

idk what you think ottawa nightlife looks like but it is the opposite of cool

it’s cozy! i generally go to bars and student pubs but my friends have dragged me out clubbing a few times and it was still p chill. some people do weekend trips to montreal to club but that seems excessive to me

ilya rozanov started a charity with shane hollander and moved to a city two hours away from him. that is married behaviour

ilya rozanov started a charity with shane hollander and moved to a city two hours away from him. that is married behaviour

you never googled how far montreal is from ottawa???

…… no i did not. that is on me

the concept of party boy ilya rozanov living in dead as fuck ottawa while shane hollander who nurses one (1) drink for an entire nhl award ceremony lives in party central

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Luca Haas as the Cens’ new camera operator

Luca Haas and Mathieu LaPointe visiting Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario

luca and mat reading to children my heart 😭

they really think putting tr*y b*rrett in front of a bunch of kids will suddenly make the fans accept him 🥴

can we get an ebug but for a winger

J.J. Dagenais donates $10m to Montreal Children’s Hospital, the biggest philanthropic commitments by any sports figure in Canadian history

“ilya rozanov isn’t a philanthropist” first of all. the irina foundation is literally named after his mom. second of all. as a rookie he singlehandedly saved local print journalism

wait i never heard about this?

so you know the famous photo of a team doctor staring at roz’s abs? it was taken by a boston herald photog and the herald ran it on the front page and it sold out everywhere. roz found out, said he’s happy to support local news and offered to do a full photoshoot. and that’s why we have those photos of him half naked in hockey gear

our baby luca haas on first line iktr

CENTAURS ARE FINE. I REPEAT. CENTAURS ARE FINE

Harris (who was on the plane) has confirmed there were minor injuries but everyone is back in the hotel and resting

posted just now

LUCA HAAS PROOF OF LIFE PHOTODUMP

Mat posted this photo with Luca today

banning the use of pride tape in (checks notes) warm ups?? just bc a few little homophobes fweelings were hurt?? the nhl is a joke

They’re banning Pride Tape? In Scott Hunter’s NHL????

“It’s not my call, but obviously it’s disappointing,” Connor McKenzie, the captain of the Edmonton Explorers, said after a game on Monday.

“I certainly can’t speak for every organization,” said McKenzie. “I know in Edmonton, we were one of the first teams to use the Pride tape. We strongly feel hockey is for everybody, and that includes Pride Nights.”

Hayden Pike on pride tape ban: “It’s unfortunate… As a player and as a person I’m going to continue to look for ways to support the 2SLGBTQI+ community.”

TROY BARRETT?????

harris drover the man you are

if roger crowell keeps going we’re getting canon hollanov by playoffs (for legal reasons this is a joke)

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um.

i have a lot of thoughts but first of all: WHAT THE FUCK HAYDEN PIKE

oh good we’re finally cancelling hayden “acronym soup” pike

delete your account osti de colon

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i don’t know honestly? i’m so angry at hayden right now that’s it’s hard to think about anything else. i feel terrible for shane and ilya.

yeah this isn’t about shipping rn. this is about a massive invasion of privacy. like ilya and shane could lose their jobs over this

h*llanovs are still creepy and invasive btw. you’re no different than brad

wtf all my years of metros hate and shaneism blocked me for this???

hello????

soft revolution

Luca Haas/Thomas Loeffer | 4k words | explicit